Pokémon Go Italy: just missing the exit (and the loss of sense)

If Pokémon Go doesn't tell you anything, it means that you haven't opened the Internet in the last week. In fact, even if the release date in Italy is scheduled for Friday, July 15, everyone is talking about it. And many are playing with it.
The free download of Pokémon Go, or at least its beta, is easily available online.

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How is humanity reacting to the release of Pokémon Go?
To prepare, there are those who trained their eyes to make them thin like Brock's.
Who resurrected the old cards along with the theories of love between Misty and Ash.
And who already quarrels, disowns friends and leaves their partners because they have chosen the yellow team instead of the blue team. (Or at most, the red one. But the yellow really no, come on).
In short, humanity is reacting to the release of Pokémon Go in the "only plausible way. Com" is normal. As Professor Willow had predicted: freaking out.

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They, for example, rented a canoe ...

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... to get to a Pokémon Go Gym that was in the middle of a lake. We expect the same reaction to the release of the game in Italy, alone, with a pedal boat.

He is waiting for his daughter to be born ...

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... and kill time (and probably his relationship too) by catching Pidgey. We wouldn't be surprised if the first gift for her little girl was a Pokémon Go bracelet - say they'll make a pink version?

He has decided that the words "armed patrols protect this" area "...

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... they weren't going to stop it. The only thing that will stop it is the dead battery. And with Pokémon Go, saving battery is as simple as catching Mewtwo.

Then, there are the lazy ...

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... who have decided to use their four-legged friends to conquer others with legs, tails, tentacles.

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Although not all four-legged friends seem to appreciate.

There are those who have understood the value of multitasking ...

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It's not enough to know how to download Pokémon Go for free (or its beta version): you have to strive to make it your priority. All time.

... and who gets their hands on.

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Those who have succeeded in downloading the iOS version of Pokémon Go or Android know that they have inherited the role of the old man with the cap.

And then, there are the Pokémon that shouldn't be there ...

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... no, they definitely shouldn't be there.