7 umbrella neighbors you would never want to meet
We are finally at the beach and, charged as few times in life, we begin to shuffle in the street, ready to reach the desired destination. The bag is ready, the sun is there ... We even made a hairdo ad hoc to counter the heat and saltiness.
- · 1. The invaders
- · 2. The noisy ones
- · 3. The owners of the beach
- · 4. The too numerous to be true
- · 5. The lovely talkers
- · 6. The committed ones
- · 7. The one on the phone
- · Are you looking for tips to be at the top, despite the umbrella neighbors? You will find them here!
The sea is beautiful, your feet immersed in the sand give a heavenly feeling, you have eyeglasses even if they are uncomfortable on the beach and you are already fantasizing about that ice cream shop you saw on the corner of the street. has been assigned but wait: are those really your neighbors?
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1. The invaders
You did not even have time to arrive that they, stealthily and innocently, have already taken possession of a cot and a deckchair. If only it weren't firmly planted on the ground, they would probably do the same with your umbrella too.
2. The noisy ones
In order not to be caught unprepared, they decided to bring:
-3 amplifiers
-4 bongos
-1 guitar
-1 diamonic
-3 ukulele
-a terrible Spotify playlist because "I have to relax on the beach"
No problem with the music but if you could turn the volume down we would love you a lot more than we want now.
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3. The owners of the beach
They are the ones who when they run towards the water create a sandstorm worthy of the Sahara desert and who, by moving their hair with perfectly studied movements, manage to soak crosswords and sundresses on you.
We agree, we need to take advantage of the space available but ... couldn't you pay attention to it?
4. The too numerous to be true
No problem with large families, let it be clear, only that when the twins bury their slippers on the water's edge and decide to dig a 58cm deep ditch around your deckchair some difficulties can begin to arise.
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5. The lovely talkers
Have you prepared the beach bag perfectly and were you thinking of dedicating yourself to your magazines in peace? You can also forget it.
After asking you the 9 vertical, the solution to the puzzle on page 21 and discussing the love life of that famous actress, they will start making unsolicited forays into your private life: practically a dream.
6. The committed ones
Don't get us wrong, we like love. We like butterflies in the stomach, a smile after a kiss and lifelong hugs, but if you don't pamper yourself everywhere, at any time and making unmistakable noises while on the beach, that's fine by us. equally.
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7. The one on the phone
Not only is he on the phone, but if he removed the phone we are more than certain that his interlocutor would hear him anyway, given the tone of voice he uses.
