Bad phrases: the sharpest to say to those who make us angry
Sometimes it is not easy to find the right words to respond in kind to people, especially when we are angry and nervous and would like to use bad words. We have already said it: malice is not a solution, with dialogue you can achieve much more and without guilt, but we do not deny that there may be times when bad and sharp phrases manage to put those who do everything in line. just to make us angry. In this short video, some occasions when your nervousness will be justified!
Bad phrases about the lack of intelligence
The intellect is in most cases the weak point of many people: being accused of being stupid, in fact, is never pleasant. On the contrary, it often gets on the nerves, creates resentment and sometimes hurts. anger you want to strike right here, these nasty phrases will give annoying images to the person you will address them to!
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I'd give you five minutes of intelligence to make you realize how stupid you are.
You are the stupidest answer to a question ever asked.
You are an idiot, please inquire.
Totò
You're not that stupid to be a fool!
You have always been a bit of a fool, but I must say that over time you are improving yourself!
If you are smart, you hide it very well.
You deserve the Oscar for "Best Supporting Brain".
Some people confuse free speech with the right to shoot bullshit.
You are not stupid, you are just differently intelligent.
You are so stupid that when you do the idiot you look normal!
The emptier the heads, the longer the tongues!
- You know the one about the fool on a pedestal? - No. - Come down and I'll tell you!
Irony is wasted when used on stupid people.
Oscar Wilde
You have always been an idiot, but over time you are perfecting yourself.
You are so stupid that you would not find a thorn in a cactus forest.
You are a mythological being: half man, half idiot.
Do you know what the difference is between you and a mirror? The mirror reflects without speaking and you speak without reflecting.
If ignorance flew, your parents would feed you with a sling.
Never argue with an idiot, he drags you to his level and beats you with experience.
Oscar Wilde
Your brain is like Peter Pan's island. There is not!
You only need your head to keep your ears apart.
If you were a verb you would be in the present participle of "deficere".
You could have been any idiot, but you weren't. You wanted to overdo it!
The wise man knows he is stupid, it is the stupid who thinks he is wise.
William Shakespeare
You are so stupid that you would turn on the light to see if it is dark.
The problem with humanity is that the stupid are overconfident, while the intelligent are full of doubts.
Bertrand Russell
Bad but funny phrases
It almost sounds like an oxymoron, but contrary to what one might think, it is possible to use bad phrases while making them funny quotes. In fact, anger at something often turns into indifference, which is perhaps the worst feeling, but also what it takes to not live nervous and angry. Indifference arises from indifference that leads to joking about what made us so angry: here are the images that you can use for bad but funny phrases!
Do not be angry if there are those who consider you half a fool. You can see that he only half knows you ...
Nature is not always perfect… but with you it has really exaggerated!
I don't spit in your face out of respect for my saliva.
Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.
I like you so much I would applaud you for hours… with your head in the middle and two bricks in hand.
You are not a rare pearl. You're a rare idiot!
I didn't insult you. I described you!
Anonymous
You are as nice as the dandruff you carry on your head.
It is not true that you are useless. Set a bad example.
I always keep a picture of you with me ... so I solved my constipation problems.
You are lucky! You don't need a face towel and a butt towel. It's okay with you too.
The world sucks. Not for nothing you are a man of the world.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I'd be happy to do it for you.
Groucho Marx
Bad phrases ... maybe too much!
Remove a few pebbles from your shoe yes, it is useful and it is also recommended.But be careful not to overdo it! For the sharpest and for those who struggle to bite their tongue in anger and nervousness for a situation, these bad phrases are very sharp, the most beautiful and effective digs to use in moderation.
Do you know what would look good on you? A truck.
I feel something for you: it sucks!
Life has taught me that some people need to know how to kick them… kick their ass!
Anonymous
You are nothing mixed with nothing.
I love people who speak behind my back… they understand what their place is… behind me!
You are so ugly that you would make the Lochness monster disgusted.
You're so bad that if a girl asks you out it's because you locked yourself in the bathroom.
And if one day you fall, I'll be there to take you ... for the piss.
Anonymous
The more I look at you, the more my self-esteem rises!
Life is short… I can't waste it hearing your bullshit.
I really have to thank you. As soon as I saw you the hiccups passed!
I still have a lot to give you. Fire, for example.
You bring so much bad luck that a black cat touches iron when it sees you.
Everyone is always in a hurry, but they always find time to break the boxes!
Make sense of my life ... of vomit!
You are so loser that if you participate in bad luck competitions, you will finish second!
For me you are like a unicorn: you do not exist.
You are as useful as the fork for eating broth.
You are the woman with unforgiving lips, your kiss literally leaves you stunned ... Do something for the breath please!
Have you ever wondered where you come from, or where are you going? If you want I can tell you where you could go ...
When I see you I take my breath away ... it's allergy.
I don't hit you just because it would make me sick to touch you.
It could have been worth it, but you preferred to do it.
You throw it hard, but at most you could flush the toilet.
If you're going to have two faces, at least try to make one look pretty.
If I have offended you with these jokes, I apologize. I didn't think you could read.
You are so bad that when you were born your mother sent the notes of apology to everyone.
Don't blame your parents for how you are… poor things, they too will have been very upset.
You're as cute as a pimple on the tip of your nose.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if I hurt you and I had a phone in my hand, I'd use it to order a pizza.
You have such a big nose that if you model a painter the picture comes out with the handle.
The tie is a male accessory that serves to indicate where men's brains are.
You at my levels? You wouldn't even get there by elevator, resign yourself!
You are annoying like the oil that despite trying to wash it off always remains there and slips on you ... just like you.
You are on the edge of the abyss, but soon you will take a step forward!
It's not that I hate you, but since I have to defend the environment if I see garbage on the ground I should pick you up! You know there is a crisis, and I don't want to pay a fine!
Of course if the light depended on you it would always be dark ... and let go of me!
Short bad sentences
It doesn't take a lot of words to put those who make us angry in their place. Quite the contrary, sometimes a few words, bad, decisive and sharp, get just the desired effect. The bad aphorisms and the quotes below are short but effective digs to share with the people you want to shake off, to eliminate the grudge you don't want to carry with you and fix those who made you angry.
Don't make war ... Take a shower.
You are like the sun ... you cannot be looked at!
Anonymous
I can't fool you because you already are.
Totò
Last night I dreamed of you ... it will be the fault of the peppers I ate last night.
You deserve a lot of applause ... but with your face in the middle!
Your conscience is clean only because you have never used it.
Anonymous
You are dirty on your face ... not there, on the other buttock!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'd be happy to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
Common sense is not supplied as standard, it is an option that you did not purchase!
There is a person who could find something good in you: a cannibal.
But won't you hurt yourself falling so low?
Anonymous
Let's play a game: I close my eyes and you get out of my sight.
I wrote your name in the sand. Of the cat. In the litter box.
You wouldn't be up to it even if you lay me down.
But did you see yourself in the face? I would advise you to consult a good veterinarian as soon as possible!
Avoid taking pictures with your dog that you confuse me.
