10 types of "non-relationships" that you have learned, in spite of yourself, to accept

Pigeonholing a relationship by defining it as a "relationship" is not trendy, it is no longer done ... Staying vague is definitely cooler, more modern and even more confusing!

Whether you are dating in the traditional sense or not, you and him see each other regularly, hear from each other every day, exchange affection and go even further; you can therefore say that you are together, right?

Wrong!

Nowadays we prefer not to be too precise, not to ask ourselves too many questions and not to have useless problems.

Here are the 10 relationships-non-relationships that everyone, sooner or later, happens to experience.

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1 - The one with the night texting guy

You've already listed them on your list of "unsavory types", the ones you should stay away from for a variety of reasons - they're busy, married, finding themselves ... - but when you come home after a night out which you exaggerated with the shots, here is the "irrepressible drive and the next little message ...

2 - The one for which "you know you are made for each other but neither of you admits it"

No one escapes your perfect harmony, the "alchemy that exists" between you, the total communion of interests and intentions. Nobody but you two ...

3 - What you don't call relationship

You haven't made any commitments on Tuesday for months because you know it's your evening (and night) and nevertheless you carefully avoid addressing the speech that culminates with the question "are we a couple?"

4 - The one with the old friend

You have known each other for many years, you confide everything, you have fun like crazy and, from time to time, even some effusion escapes us. But woe to call it a relationship!

5 - The one with "the" friend of ... "

His number is saved in your address book with the name "Luca's friend", simply because you don't know his name! But that doesn't stop you from occasionally enjoying his disengaged company ...

6 - The one with the guy I met thanks to the dating app

Your chat sessions are endless, you love his sense of humor, he has overcome all your psychological pitfalls and from the photo he also looks cute. Despite the excellent conditions you do not want to meet him because you fear that the clash with reality may disregard your expectations .

7 - The one with the bed friend, without the bed ...

Yours seems like a normal and typical relationship: he takes care of you when you are sick, you cook him when he arrives late from work, he listens to you when you argue with his mother. There is only one thing missing from your relationship: sex.

8 - The one with the engaged

No need to waste words. You know very well how it will end, despite this you always get fooled by that "If she weren't there, I'd be with you". She's there. Period.

9 - The one with the "strange" type

Keep this pseudo relationship well hidden because in some way you are ashamed of him because maybe you do not think he is at the height of your friends, or because he dresses strange or, again, because he is not really an Adonis. The fact is that everything takes place in great secret.

10 - The one with the unattainable

It made you feel the most intense orgasm, it made you laugh to tears, it took you to the best restaurant in town ... but it can never be yours. And not because he's busy, but because, for a reason or for the other is elusive, unreachable and untouchable. And you put it there, on the pedestal.