The 12 things every mom did in secret
We have already listed the little joys of being a mom and also the recommendations that every mom makes. None of you moms would be ashamed to admit to having repeatedly sniffed your baby's skin, however creepy it may seem.
But, what about breast milk?
# 1. During the first few months of life, you watch him sleep to make sure he is breathing
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Since when is it possible to give cow's milk to a newborn? Never under 12 months.
#2. You have often used your child as an excuse
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No, look, we just can't make it tonight. Yeah, he's really bad.
In fact, right now I think he's throwing up, I'm sorry, I have to go.
# 3. You are the queen of made up rules
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Ah, so Francesco's mom lets him stay awake until ten? Well, Francesco's mom is clearly a criminal,
the law says you must be in bed at eight.
# 4. You tried on your "pre-pregnant" clothes to see if they still fit
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Spolier: no.
# 5. You let him win to stop playing
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# 6. You tasted your milk
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Admit it, come on
# 7. You said "we go back" another time "knowing we were lying
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# 8. You made fairy tales short stories (ssimi)
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There was once a charming bum who falls in love with a princess. In a cave, he finds a magic lamp and asks the Genius to become a prince. Thus, he can marry the princess and live happily ever after.
# 9. You took advantage of the time spent counting hide and seek to do more
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1, look how cute this Pinterest board is, 2, this photo is safe for me, 3 ...
# 10. You ate his snacks
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# 11. You accused him of losing his toy because he is not paying attention to his things
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You also used all the power of the recriminatory index, while you knew very well that you lost / threw it.
# 12. You agreed to double carton because it means double nap for you
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