Funny phrases about life: here are all the most beautiful quotes
In the books, films and works of the most famous authors of our time we find many images, even funny ones, about life. Not all intellectuals, in fact, have a serious vision of existence. Some have used comedy to try to play down: we too can use it to make a sad day lighter. These are the most beautiful funny phrases to share about life.
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The funniest phrases about life
We all have some bad days: in this case there is nothing better than cheering up by reading these funny aphorisms. A joke, a joke, a witty word help to lift the mood and to take things philosophically! They are phrases to keep to oneself or to share, some have become almost iconic from how famous they are. Short and sharp thoughts like blades that great intellectuals and anonymous authors have created to bring a little lightness into our daily routine.
Life is made up of real things and supposed things: if we put the real ones on one side, where do we put them? Totò
I am very good and if you had friends they could tell you. Adriano Celentano, based on the film "Il burbero"
I've always thought of my life as a tragedy. Now I see it's a comedy. From the movie "Joker"
Life is that between I want to lose weight and the diet I start on Monday. Anonymous
Summarize your life in one word: sofa. In two words: sofa bed. Anonymous
Life like the Rubik's cube. Full of colors? No I can not. Anonymous
I think if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find someone whose life gave them vodka and throw a party. Ron White
If women don't get to where men do, it's because they don't have wives to help them. Guglielmo Gullotta
Life is a book that is loaned to us. And they generally want it back just when we're about to figure out the plot. Giancarlo Magalli
In life I would like to have some of the tenacity that radio Maria has in the gallery. Anonymous
One can only be young once, and immature forever. Hannah Marks
You understand that you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
I don't believe in an afterlife; however, I always carry spare linen with me. Woody Allen
Life is nothing more than a bad quarter of an hour, made up of exquisite moments. Oscar Wilde
The whole world is made up of faith, trust and fairy dust. J.M. Barrie
Life is good, we just forget it sometimes. Don Tonio
The meaning of life is to have fun with life, and if life is too lazy we just have to give it a hand. Milan Kundera
First rule of daily life: never argue with an idiot, he drags you to his level and beats you with experience. Oscar Wilde
Money does not bring happiness, but it gives a feeling so similar to happiness that a very advanced specialist is needed to understand the difference. Woody Allen
The funny quotes of the great authors
Many famous authors have tried their hand at creating comic thoughts about everyday life. These are witty quotes but at the same time they make us reflect on some aspects of our existence, of the couple's life, of the relationship we have with friends. Real satirical cartoons that in two lines are able to paint a "perfect image of our life.
I can resist anything but temptation. Oscar Wilde
Man spends the first half of his life ruining his health and the second half trying to get well. Leonardo da Vinci
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure of the universe. Albert Einstein
I want to live forever, or die trying. Groucho Marx
All you need is love. But a little bit of chocolate, every now and then, doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling you something. William Goldman
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. Charles Bukowski
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't do. Walter Bagehot
In this life, people will love you. People will hate you. And none of that will have anything to do with you. Abraham-Hicks
If happiness is around the corner, my life is a circle. Charles M. Schulz
The best things in life are censored. Woody Allen
Only time will give you the answers you are looking for, but it will give them to you when you have forgotten the questions. Osho
Life would be a tragedy if it weren't fun. Stephen Hawking
Life is so bitter, the wine is so sweet; so why not drink? Umberto Saba
The doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay for it, he gave me six more. Milton Berle
If one day you feel sad and out of sorts, think that you were once the fastest sperm of all. Groucho Marx
When I hear someone say "Life is hard", I am always tempted to ask "Compared to what?". Sydney Harris
Life is a journey. And if you travel first it's better. Guido Nicheli
The proof that other forms of intelligent life exist in the universe is that they have not yet contacted us. Bill Watterson
Don't take life too seriously. You won't make it out alive. Elbert Hubbard
The comic phrases spoken by celebrities
The characters of the show have often uttered lightning jokes about life. To laugh a little even on serious issues, play down and not take yourself too seriously. These are the most beautiful aphorisms, a real photo that contains the best of world comedy.
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres
Behind every great man there is a woman who rolls her eyes. Jim Carrey
I know, I should work instead of looking for fools to cheat, but I can't, because there are more fools in life than employers. Totò
Keep smiling, because life is a wonderful thing and there is so much to smile. Marilyn Monroe
Live, let live, but most of all ... no more for you. Gigi Proietti
There are things worse than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurer? Woody Allen
Have you ever noticed that anyone who goes slower than you is an idiot, but whoever goes faster is a fool? Johnny Carson
Life is like a mirror: it smiles at you if you look at it smiling. Jim Morrison
I keep wondering if there is a life after death, and if so, will they be able to exchange a twenty? Woody Allen
Life is a deadly inherited disease that is sexually transmitted. Gino Patroni
I don't know if God exists. But if it exists, I hope it has a good excuse. Woody Allen
I love humanity; it's the people I can't stand! Charles M. Schulz
Life isn't that bad if you have a lot of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. Christopher Isherwood
When you think no one cares if you're alive, try not to pay the car fee for two months. John Belushi
Life doesn't cease to be fun when people die more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. George Bernard Shaw
The only way to move forward in life is to live it laughing about it. You can laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache. Marjorie Pay Hinckley
Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich and a tragedy for the poor. Shalem Aleichem
Of course, there are a lot of things in life that are more important than money. But they cost a lot of money. Groucho Marx
We would need three lives: one to make mistakes, one to correct mistakes, one to savor it all again. Albert Jess
Sarcastic aphorisms about life
There is nothing more funny than a sarcastic quote. Love, family, friends, ... Everything can be the object of sarcasm because this serves to laugh at the themes considered "untouchable" and to bring a little lightness and freedom into our lives. In our world, the nicest images, the ones that make us laugh out loud are also the most irreverent ones. They can be satirical cartoons or very ironic jokes, the truth is that what brings tears to your eyes always contains a hint of sarcasm. Here are the cutest and most pungent phrases on the web:
Me: I've decided, I'll do it. What can ever go wrong?
Vita: Thanks for asking. I brought some slides. from Twitter
One day someone will come into your life and make you realize how much you were from God before you knew him. Anonymous
At the end of the day, life should ask us “Are you sure you want to save your changes?” Anonymous
This photo contains the meaning of my life. But it's all blurry. Precisely. Edward Weston
The pizza box is square, the pizza is round, and the slices are triangular. Conclusion; nothing in life makes sense. Anonymous, from Twitter
The proof that other forms of intelligent life exist in the universe is that they have not yet contacted us. Bill Watterson
Don't take life too seriously. You won't make it out alive. Elbert Hubbard
Life is everything that happens between being viewed and being answered. Anonymous
Life is like when you go to the hairdresser; you tell him what you'd like and he does whatever the hell he wants. Anonymous, from Twitter
Life is the little bit of happiness that happens to you in the intervals between "I'm sleepy" and "I'm hungry". Ester Viola
What would you say to a newborn baby? Best wishes! Anonymous
Happiness? It is frankly underrated by Twitter
My horoscope this morning says: “Look, forget it, if something improves I'll let myself be heard”. Anonymous
Life is too short to remove the USB stick safely. Anonymous
Life would be infinitely happier if we were born at eighty and gradually approached eighteen. Mark Twain
Some morning you get out of bed and think "I'm not going to make it." But inside you laugh, remembering all the times you've felt this way. Charles Bukowski
Life is a cookie, but yours has raisins. Anonymous
The image of my life? Definitely an abstract painting. Jackson Pollock
Life is made up of stairs and I'm already out of breath. Anonymous
Io boh, senza parole ”as a phrase for everything, as a recurring thought, as a philosophy of life. Anonymous wallpaper
The words "Item not on sale" on everything you like, as a metaphor for life. Twitter irony
Bad when you want to run away, away from this boring and full of duties life but you only have three euros so where do you want to go ?! Anonymous wallpaper
