The 10 things you can only understand if you've been single for a while (and you don't want to give up)
Life as a single, nowadays, is often a choice. No longer conditioned by economic dependence on the husband on duty, you decide not to want to share your life with any partner, to enjoy your choices to the fullest and above all to feel This dimension of autonomy, and freedom, opens the door to a world that only a single veteran can understand. Here are 15 things that make us truly single:
1. Do things entirely alone
Yes. To begin with, you live alone and therefore feel independent and courageous. You go to the movies alone and you feel super French and hot. Shopping alone and you feel like a career woman. Go to dinner alone and flirt with the waiter. Repair the kitchen sink yourself and feel sexy. In short, you enjoy the pleasure of being yourself, alone, with less stress than expected.
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2. Change your mind several times a day about being single
There is nothing better than being free and available. Especially if it's Saturday night, and a week of super stress weighs on your neck. Go out with your best friend, you can do whatever you want, you get drunk and in an instant you are on the prowl. Great to be single, flirt with everyone, get offered a drink, kiss this stranger and ... go home in white and hangover! Your fault, damn single life!
3. Scroll through your contact list looking for someone when you are bored
Once they were the numbers of your ex on the agenda, then your Facebook contacts, today the boundless Tinder users, on which you have a top profile! The magical evening-saving lists against boredom, always useful if you need a distraction. The convenience of today is that you can stop getting bored by starting an erotic push chat with a stranger or decide to make an appointment, and finally, 30 minutes before, choose between push up, heel, lipstick, or book, bathtub, and vibrator.
4. Unfollow friends as a couple on Facebook
The photos of our wedding, little Lucio eats his first ice cream, our first vacation, a month of us, ten years of you, all our photos in Thailand. There comes a time when these realities become psychological violence, and then you get it over with. A matter of clicks: unfollow.
5. Watching Singles Movies and Feeling Better ...
Because we are the future, with our independence, healthy emotions, moderate sharing, true respect for ourselves. Yes, finally single. But ... cry desperately when the protagonists get back together!
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6. Talk to yourself, understand that you are doing it and ... a minute of silence
While you are tidying up the closet you start a conversation with your inner self, about how things should have gone, about what you are worth, about how strong you are and not, all in all it was not up to you .... all of a sudden you realize that being talking aloud, alone.A minute of silence for your psychic condition.
7. Have the bed friend
Being single allows you, with no added guilt, to have your friend in bed available. The one who, for 10 years, is okay with being just a friend of the bed, who starts the evening flirting, otherwise what good would it be, and ends with a great guarantee: making love everywhere. And thus being able to fight pimples for free. that were accumulating on your face. Try these positions, the result is guaranteed:
8. Watch your favorite show, without interruption
"Love, are you waiting for me to see episode number 3?". No, I'm not waiting for you, I want to see all 24 in one day, my off day. I don't want to have lunch with your mom and I want to feel alienated in my favorite show, be Carrie and completely detach myself from my sad existence. And yes, I can because I'm single.
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9. Feeling more beautiful, elusive, strong (more or less always)
If you are single, you shine with a light, that of being able to please anyone. The light of desiring and being desired. You do not feel taken for granted and your body is a constant spray of hormones on the garden of voracious males. The hunt makes you radiant. Those who smell you feel it, and the selfies speak for themselves: you are more fascinating . The result is flowers of compliments, which raise your self-esteem beyond all boundaries, until you discover that you have smiled all evening at that boy on the balcony with a piece of spinach in his teeth. Because we are pure hormones, but spinach is deadly!
10. Knowing how to love yourself, regardless of everything else
In the end, the condition of loneliness is sometimes a real ball and chain, but luckily being so allows us to discover many aspects of our personality and our own life, which otherwise we could not even imagine. Being single should be an inner state that exists a priori of our love relationships. Alone, we learn to accept ourselves in every single portion of the hidden space of our self, and only by going through this step, can we truly fall in love with the greatest companions we will ever have: ourselves.
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And if you want to pay a tribute, here are some tattoos to dedicate to yourself:
